Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Audi a4 2009

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes


Spoiler alert-o-meter: Lots of spoilers ahead, although the movie's title is the biggest spoiler of all.

This newest incarnation of the Planet of the Apes boasts no actors in ape costumes and makeup. The apes are all entirely computer generated. Andy Serkis famously ‘plays’ the main ape, Caesar, by way of motion capture technology. A fancy way of saying that when they shot the movie, Andy wore a body suit and sensors, then the digital likeness of the ape was laid over his form, following his physical lead. Serkis has done this many times before, most notably as Gollum in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

This technique is at once disconcerting (Caesar at times moves and reacts like a human) and entirely fitting for a movie that wants its audience to feel sympathy for the ape leader of an uprising of apes against humans. More than once a girl sitting behind me in the full theater Ah’d and Oh’d, reacting to an anthropomorphizing Caesar acting cute or sad. This humanizing of the ape took me out of the movie in a fit of knowing giggles.

The movie is a prequel of sorts to the first Planet of the Apes, but also an unofficial remake of the third Apes movie, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes. The ending of Rise is right there in the title of the movie. So, for the entire run-time I knew what to expect. But not how it was going to get there. And when it did end, it wasn’t as I had thought. Again this was good and bad. In terms of what came before it, the ending of the movie was a disappointment. The movie doesn’t cop out so much as set up the next Apes movie. And it does so with the trickery inherent to its story.

The trickery here is that the apes are genetically enhanced. It’s science, not an act of nuclear mutation, god, or evolution. And the ape rising implicit in the title is brought about not because the apes are superior but because (Spoiler Alert: I’m about to give away the ending!!!!) the very serum that makes the apes smarter acts as a deadly virus to humans. I almost would rather not know what makes the apes smart enough to take over the world.

As it is, Rise of the Planet of the Apes comes at you as about four different movies strung together in episodes. It could be a mini series, a short one. Or a TV show canceled after four episodes. The first episode has James Franco (!?!?!) as Will Rodman, a geneticist working on a miracle drug, ALZ 113, which he hopes is a cure for Alzheimer’s. He works so single-mindedly on this project to help his father (John Lithgow playing, for once, over the top for a reason) who suffers from it. They test ALZ 113 on apes. Apes they cart in from jungles around the world, captured by poachers – the opening scenes showing this practice is frightening and all too real.

The serum is supposed to act as a regenerative and patch up damaged brains. After Will’s presentation of findings to the board of directors of the big mean genetic therapy pharmaceutical company goes very wrong, his funding is cut and the test apes are put down. But one was pregnant and they are able to save the preemie. Franco takes the newborn ape home and christens him Caesar. So ends the first episode: science gone haywire.

Episode two: Caesar grows up in suburbia. Will fixes up the attic in home one family house in a suburb of San Francisco like a huge playroom. Here Caesar swings around, bounces, does Flying Wallenda moves, and moons out the window at the kids playing next door. Will discovers that Caesar has inherited the traits of his mother, namely the ALZ 113, passed to him from his mother. It becomes apparent that Caesar is preternaturally smart, and since he wasn’t damaged to begin with, this means that the serum works as an augmentation, giving the normal brain (at least on an ape) enhanced capabilities. Meanwhile, Will tests ALZ 113 on his father—and it works. His father thinks clearly again and he plays the piano as well as he used to.

But apes grow fast. In a scene of violent foreshadowing, Will’s father relapses badly and tries to drive off in a neighbor’s car. When the neighbor gets angry at the old man, Caesar escapes the house and lurches to the father’s rescue attacking the neighbor and drawing blood.

Episode three: Caesar is thrown in ape prison. This episode alone is a reason to see the movie. Here Caesar is separated from Will for the first time. And also mixes with other apes, chimps, and orangutans. Since he’s the super smart one, he quickly assumes dominance over even the biggest and brutish ones. They are all kept in cages and let out in the ‘yard’ for exercise.

The yard is a huge domed playpen. The apes are guarded, I mean cared for, by a young lout who taunts them all, especially Caesar. These scenes carry the fun of a revenge fantasy when their caretaker gets his comeuppance. Caesar also gets his paws on more of the serum and administers it to the rest of the apes. When Will finally gains the means to spring Caesar, he has grown wary of all humans and also realizes his place is not with them but with the apes.

Episode four: Prison break and the rise. The prison break is a sight to behold: legions of apes, all of them now genetically enhanced, leaping and scrambling out the top of the prison yard/play pen and descending onto a sleepy San Francisco dawn. Oh boy, this is going to fantastic, I thought.

I was disappointed.  The tension immediately drained out of the movie. As it happened and I sat disappointed watching the apes trounce through downtown and out onto the Golden Gate Bridge, I wondered what I hoped to see. I realized it wasn’t that the movie didn’t live up to my expectation so much as follow through with what it had set up in the earlier scenes. I expected a slaughter, I expected some real warfare between human and ape. I wanted apes to go ape shit. Maybe take up arms, and become as violent as humans. Or something. Wasn’t that the point of the original? Rod Serling’s yawning in his grave.

There was a bit of that, but this is a PG-13 movie, and there were a surprising number of little kids at this viewing. Even an infant in a pram. So, glad they didn’t have to witness a hard R-rated mayhem. And I’m not saying that would have made me a happy movie-goer, but I truly felt that the movie let its audience down.

I wanted a true Rising, and I got some silly message movie about setting animals free to live in their natural habitat. I can get that on the Nature channel. Plus, the GCI effects were not great at this point. While the scenes on the bridge were ominous, creepy, and partly fun to watch, they were overshadowed by some lousy digital work. Everything looked a little off. Maybe they need to make everything move like a metallic blur, ala Transformers.

After the credits started, I hopped out of my seat and lurched toward the exit. Then another scene came on, and I thought, oh yeah, this’ll be good. But I was just set up for the fall of humankind through the ALZ 113 virus, which, as I’ve said in the earlier Spoiler Alert acts as a lethal virus. Cue the next Apes’ installment. Wake me when it’s over.



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Theater location: Lowell Showcase, Tuesday, August 23rd, 7:35 pm. Viewed solo. Snack: Slice, diced, and otherwise individualized.

Coming Attractions:

Contagion. All star, big budget disaster movie. About an international lethal virus. Directed by Steven Soderbergh, starring little Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Larry Fishburne.

The Debt. Stuff that happened 30 years ago comes back to haunt a group of Mossad secret agents. With Helen Mirren and Tom Wilkinson and Sam Worthington and Jessica Chastain. Could be classy, could be dumb.

In Time. Justin Timberlake, Olivia Wilde, and Amanda Seyfried. "In the future people stop aging at 25 and must work to buy themselves more time, but when a young man finds himself with more time than he can imagine he must run from the corrupt police force to save his life."

Paranormal Activity 3. I didn't buy the first one, so there's no reason number 3 will be much of an improvement.

The Sitter. Jonah Hill plays a guy who is talked into babysitting a couple of kids. But he's not much of a sitter, and takes the kids out with him to a drug deal. Or a brothel. Or a bar. Or all of the above. Played for laughs, although humor here is very subjective.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4

              Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4
                Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4 
The new 2011 Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4 Sport Limited Edition was launched today at the Bologna Motor Show in Italy. Set to arrive in early 2011, the 2011 Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4 Sport be built in a limited edition, the United Kingdom to 500 units, prices from £ 33,945 received.
“The 2011 Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4 Sport Limited Edition enables customers, efficiency and effectiveness of our best-selling compact SUV with a more dramatic, sporty design and overall package represents good value for money,” says Colin Green, executive director, Land Rover Netherlands.

                  Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4 
Like the 2011 Land Rover Discovery 4 Landmark Limited Editions, 2011 Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4 Sport Limited Edition grid in black and part two of the three exterior color choices with his older brother, including Fuji black and white of Santorini with a brand new red hue of Florence, as shown in the figures. The subtle body kit and 19-inch alloy wheels enhance the look of the car, while the front and rear parking sensors are offered as standard. The 2011 Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4 Sport Limited Edition interior can be covered in Windsor Ebony or Ebony Napoli leather with contrasting stitching and stripes. Parts of the dashboard with piano black finish, complemented by new duo-tone mats.

                           Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4 
2011 Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4 Sport Limited Edition comes with 190-horsepower 2.2-liter four-pot diesel, combined with six-speed automatic, this car can accelerate from standstill to 60 mph (96 kph) in 8.7 seconds. Top speed is affiliated with 118 mph (190 km / h).  With 2010 Land Rover LR4 Intelligent Power Management System (IPMS), the battery is recharged back to kinetic energy when the vehicle slows down. 2011 Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4 Sport Limited Edition can run on biodiesel and 10% of CO2 emissions 185 g / km.

                            Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4
                             Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4
                             Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4
                           Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4
                             Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4
                          Land Rover Freelander 2 SD4

Thursday, August 25, 2011

2012 Peugeot 308 facelift

              2012 Peugeot 308 facelift
                  2012 Peugeot 308 facelift 
Peugeot has released images and details of the new generation 308, which means the 2012 Peugeot 308 facelift, the facelift in 2012 and the Peugeot 308CC Peugeot 308SW 2012 facelift (the family version). The most important design changes introduced by the 2012 model Peugeot 308 range is lifting the front of the car, including new headlights, a redesigned hood and grille and LED daytime running lights.

                               2012 Peugeot 308 facelift 
In addition, new interior, the Peugeot 308 range facelift is also involved in another department more efficient. Micro-Hybrid E-HDI 2012 Peugeot 308 Facelift technology has reduced CO2 emissions, and the official level, 98 g / km. Peugeot 308 facelift comes with the latest Euro 5 VTi, THP petrol and HDi diesel engines.
In 2012, Peugeot 308 facelift will be available in four trim levels, Access, SR, active and Allure. On top of the range of models will be the GT THP 200, which will come as the Peugeot 308 and 308CC facelift facelift.
2012 Peugeot 308 facelift pricing and availability will be announced closer to vehicle sales at the latest.

                                    2012 Peugeot 308 facelift
                                  2012 Peugeot 308 facelift
                                     2012 Peugeot 308 facelift
                                     2012 Peugeot 308 facelift
                                    2012 Peugeot 308 facelift
                                    2012 Peugeot 308 facelift
                                      2012 Peugeot 308 facelift
                                    2012 Peugeot 308 facelift 
NEW PEUGEOT 308 – ELEGANT, EFFICIENT AND FULL OF NEW TECHNOLOGY
-New micro-hybrid e-HDi reduces CO2 emissions to 98 g/km*
-Latest generation Euro 5 VTi, THP petrol and HDi diesel engines
-Four model range – Access, SR, Active and Allure – all with high-level specification
-Two range topping GT THP 200 models – Hatchback & CC
-Range starts at £15,245 O.T.R -On sale in May
The New Peugeot 308 will be launched in the UK in May with a new look, a range of innovative technology and CO2 emissions from just 98 g/km.

Mazda 3 Sedan

                           Mazda 3 Sedan
                              Mazda 3 Sedan 
The first images and details of the new Mazda3 sedan 2009 he released a Japanese manufacturer. New 2009 Mazda3 Sedan will be premiered Nov. 19, 2008 Los Angeles Auto Show.
Mazda3 Sedan (2009) will be equipped with 2.0 and 2.5 liter engines, and will be unveiled at the North American market. The Mazda3 sedan will be unveiled next generation in line with Mazda's global sales schedule.Unfortunately, there is some technical information issued by the company based on the 2009 Mazda3 Sedan. However, the new Mazda3 sedan 2009 will offer superior fuel economy, sporty driving, and tranquility as stated by the company.

                                      Mazda 3 Sedan 
Mazda has confirmed that the four-door sedan version of the new Mazda3, completely redesigned for the first time in five years, will be unveiled at the Los Angeles Auto Show November 19, 2008.
The new Mazda3, which is the latest evolution of the next generation of Mazda's Zoom-Zoom products, follows the introduction of the new Mazda2 and all-new Mazda6 last year. The new Mazda3 will be revealed during Mazda's press conference at LA Auto Show twelve twenty-12: 45 (local time).

                                        Mazda 3 Sedan 
Each element of the new Mazda3 has been developed following a refined ride, sporty high fuel economy and quietness. The environmental and safety features, based on the Mazda long-term "Sustainable Zoom-Zoom" vision, aim to achieve a balance with its fun to drive attributes. Add a new expressive face and Mazda design elements dynamically, and the new Mazda3 is everything a driver could want in a family car, sports.
                                       Mazda 3 Sedan 
The latest version of the car Mazda Family bestseller continues the pedigree of the current Mazda3, offering a refreshing alternative to buyers in this segment. Since its launch in 2003, the current Mazda3 has sold approximately 1.8 million vehicles in over 100 countries, including 13,000 sales in Britain last year and almost 8,000 sales here so far this year. Mazda3 has won more than 90 global auto prices to date. Mazda3 accounts for almost one in three Mazda sold each year worldwide.

                                       Mazda 3 Sedan
                                       Mazda 3 Sedan
                                        Mazda 3 Sedan
                                          Mazda 3 Sedan
                                        Mazda 3 Sedan
                                         Mazda 3 Sedan
                                        Mazda 3 Sedan
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